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Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...

#1 - On 01/01/2014 at 1:15pm by thatnucca

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Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment

#2 - On 01/01/2014 at 1:16pm by how_about_no_

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