Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Top comments
thatnucca 36
Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...
how_about_no_ 19
Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment
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thatnucca 36
Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...
HKCgrimmjow 15
Or stop rubbing onions on your nipples, I know it's a hard habit to stop... But we can do it together OP!
LeFrogDog 27
its a side effect of eating to many funyuns
TheGreatPotato 19
Maybe OP is an ogre.
\ 28
I read somewhere that human breastmilk has the highest concentration of toxins of any bodily substance. Maybe OP has been poisoned by something that smells like onions. Just a hypothesis...
psycheiris13 20
What does breastmilk have anything to do with this..
QuantumLife 12
Start eating more sweet stuff!
lauratorresarig 8
She would have to be pregnant to even have breast milk . It's not just there all the time to calm the thirst of men you know
noonenoeone 22
Seriously #120? So in order to nurse your newborn baby you have to be pregnant? I think you misunderstood how this works... Also, women AND men can lactate without conception (obviously uncommon, but completely real).
HelenLFC 27
Probably means she sweats a lot.. Sweat can smell & taste like onions.
jgw_it2 12
#133 im pretty sure that #120 (a female oppose to you being a male) knows that you dont have to be pregnant while breast feeding. milk only starts producing because you ARE pregnant which im sure #120 knows.
how_about_no_ 19
Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment
Lord_Cornwallis 5
Kinky.
summerguy97 16
Well if her boyfriend's Shrek, she should be fine.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
LeFrogDog 27
if he starts crying then you mightneed to seek help
FangirlingAlways 14
Tell him your nipples have layers OP!
lauratorresarig 8
He has a weird fetish .....
hogman500 8
Does he like onions?
junkman6 22
This FML made me hungry for outbacks "bloomin onion."
expertsmilee 26
I thought that was texas roadhouse
squidgy787 22
And.. you thought wrong.
nstout901 17
Chili's has the awesome blossom, Texas Roadhouse has a version of it but different name but basically the same thing.
mattrd_fml 31
no, Texas Roadhouse's version is called "onion blossom."
T9FTW 20
Do you like waffles?
SherlockWho 6
Umm...
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Errrr..... Hmmm....
dman1997 5
Very very insightful, people will remember this comment for years to come.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
I'm counting on it.
VampOfSavannah 31
Perhaps this is a sign that you need to shower more often.
ComoEsJuan 24
I'm thinking that hygiene doesn't have anything to do with it.
VampOfSavannah 31
Maybe, what do you think it is?
ComoEsJuan 24
It could be a multitude of things. Just to name a couple, it could be diet, or even her boyfriend could just have eaten something thag would affect his tasting. Like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth, ya know? Her nipples apparently don't taste like it all the time...
TheCrispyCat 20
And now a discussion about OP's nipples...
Amama_fml 30
It could be OPs deodorant. When we use antiperspirant, the sweat molecules (not sure if using the right words) come through our "mammary glands", AKA our nipples. It is because antiperspirant blocks the armpits and it doesn't allow the "stink" to come out that way, so it has to leave the body some other way.
falon142012 22
Mammary glands are not your nipples. Lol. And believe it or not, I've actually heard of that before. It's not so much onion as it is just a bitter-ish taste that reminds you of how onion taste stays in your mouth. Just something to do with how the skin around nipples are and the secretions from them. Weird.
Tommiix 15
That's.. not normal..
zandalee 19
Maybe it will taste more normal with tomato sauce... Mustard even..?
awilliams44 9
how does that work.?
mpj13 8
I bet she hasn't showered since last year. People are disgusting.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Probably since 2013. The vile fiend.
traviscool 12
hahaha^ that made my day!
SarMarJo 17
Mine actually taste like that but I shower every day. I recently weaned my daughter so that might contribute to it.
lonelyguy1995 5
#91 How do you know your nipples smell like onions?
HowAreYouToday 34
a better question would bbe, where does one buy onions that taste like nipples.
FMLcommenterer 13
Be complimented OP. As long as he doesn't cry during sex.
DogEatDogWorld 4
How do you know he doesn't cry during sex? ;)
mauryo1_fml 8
Could be worse
Pesticides 19
Yeah, op is at least getting regular nipple action