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Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35703) - you deserved it (20451)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.

#1 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:13pm by ThomasBombadil

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You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?

#5 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:17pm by that_band_nerd

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