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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55844) - you deserved it (16061)

On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Honesty at its finest

#1 - On 12/22/2013 at 12:51pm by flashback

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Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.

#2 - On 12/22/2013 at 12:51pm by marcranger

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