Intimacy: Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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Sunday 22 December 2013 18:51

Honesty at its finest

marcranger 28

Sunday 22 December 2013 18:51

Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.

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glittery_muffin 6

Monday 23 December 2013 1:00

Ppppfftttthahahahaha. Sucks brah :/ try something new?

yesthisischarlie 8

Monday 23 December 2013 1:09

YDI for bad grammar ;)

Im_hollly 3

Monday 23 December 2013 1:19

Ouch

joker7k 6

Monday 23 December 2013 2:09

It's all about the clit.. Once you master it you'll become the clit commander

crazydave1998 6

Monday 23 December 2013 2:16

practice on her friends!!

khaoticpanda 28

Monday 23 December 2013 2:34

Its a serious problem.

rawlings123 17

Monday 23 December 2013 3:16

Well maybe if she didn't fake her moaning in the first place, and actually tell you what your doing wrong maybe you'd be better at it.

TooFuckinFunny 3

Monday 23 December 2013 3:32

Bitch killed your vibe.

rdnkchevy 9

Monday 23 December 2013 3:37

Well at least you don't have to go down on her anymore!!

Elico 1

Monday 23 December 2013 3:49

Ahahahhahaha I like her

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