Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML
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Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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HFM15 5
its not the walk of shame, its "the got laid parade"
Jared900DUmpling 30
At least it was the walk of shame, not the march of the socially awkward penguin
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Comments (90)
HFM15 5
its not the walk of shame, its "the got laid parade"
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Unless OP was married and/or in a "closed" relationship.
ohnowhyme123 15
hahahahaha
hnsblue 14
Girl Code
djkazic 5
The stride of pride?
shellykjelly 26
If you think it's bad in USA you should come visit Canada it's hell over here
wopchop12 8
What part you from? So far I've only gotten snow once :(
outoftown 26
51 - In her case, the slip-and-slide of pride.
shellykjelly 26
I'm from Toronto
Niz_DD 14
Shame! *ding ding ding*
Jared900DUmpling 30
At least it was the walk of shame, not the march of the socially awkward penguin
sxm 13
That's ******* hilarious.
Sports_guy3 28
You don't say...
Bcfrmkc816 17
Couldn't agree with ya more.
thatnucca 36
Yeah, the right shoe gave you hope of a better tomorrow? No?! *Walks away*
Kibaruto 33
Don't forget your shoe.
Retrokitty 9
It's only a walk of shame if you want it to be.
dantee2005 33
Talk like a true **** ;)
ksks1234 33
I dislike moderated comments. I always want to know what was typed and how bad it was. I always imagine the worst.
fakedsincerity 32
Agreed. As long as you used protection and had fun, no harm done.
gingaa96 18
I want to feel pity for you, but then again you stopped down to a one night stand, so a little fyl and a little ydi
gingaa96 18
Stooped** Silly autocorrect
jazzy_123 20
I want to thumb you down a thousand times. Lucky for you, I can't..
raphanne_fml 33
If only people would just live their life and let other people do the same, as long as they're not breaking the law.
ThatsMyPie 20
#15, even if they're breaking the law, so what? As long as it doesn't hurt someone, it doesn't matter. Many laws are arbitrary or obsolete.
flynryder 7
Silly laws like you can't give a girl more than five lbs of chocolate a day in Idaho.
eyedea84 5
people are entitled to make their own decisions, may it be deemed rational or irrational in another persons eyes, every human is entitled to do what they want. judging another person is stupid.
nightbirdblue 27
Well #6 you can believe that waiting till marriage is the proper thing to do, but don't apply your standards to someone else. Just because you wouldn't do something because it is wrong for you doesn't mean that it is wrong for someone else to do that something. Be open minded and don't shove your values and beliefs onto others. Your values and beliefs should only be used to judge your own actions, words, and thoughts.
siggy_mcsigx 22
I recently 'stooped' to a one-night-stand for the first time, and with that guy I've gone into a friends-with-bens situation, and I couldn't be happier. After a dreary, dragged two-year relationship, I don't want the commitment right now, but this guy is good conversation And a bit of a romantic genius and we have great passion. If this remains a fling, so be it, but if it gets more serious in the future, I dare anyone to question my morals.
kbecks87 16
You say on a website dedicated to judging other people.
Sweetpea22 14
Let me guess, you can't get laid. Is that why you're bitter?
Setareh23 34
I would like to point out that #6 never said anything about waiting till marriage. I know tons of people who look down on one-night stands, but have already had sex with their long-time bf/gf. That being said, I disagree with what #6 said. As long as it doesn't go against OP's morals/beliefs, why should we look down on her? She does not believe the same things as you, so it wouldn't make sense if she behaved the same way as you.
jannatanelle 5
it would seem as if it goes against morals and beliefs if she is referring to it as the walk of shame
dreadbeat69 12
You are free to want a girl who makes you put in some time for sex and the OP is free to be an easy lay. If it isn't hurting you, maybe just don't express your opinion about it in public.
Grauncho 27
Never feel ashamed that you got yourself some dick. This is only an FML because you lost your shoe.
eyedea84 5
haha indeed sir.
remiiiii_fml 5
couldn't agree more
outoftown 26
It's the 16 blocks on ice part, too.
jazzy_123 20
doesn't matter, had sex.
Lacist 19
I'm honestly confused since when did walk of shame mean something sexual.
nightbirdblue 27
What do you think it means? o.o
Sweetpea22 14
Since the phrase was first invented
OhMyOhMila 14
It's not a walk of shame, it's a stride of pride. Never be ashamed to have sex hun
graphicstyle7 17
Amen! Don't think of it as "the walk of shame" that really corrosive, old-fashioned thinking. You had fun, end of story. Lots of people out there could use a little of that.
adrianh1090 12
You know the drill.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
thanks for the sex,, now get out
Grauncho 27
Found the douchebag who thinks he's hilarious.