Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
by zamwow / 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
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At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"
#1 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:19pm by LocoMarshmallow
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I think that move definitely needs a name.
I propose "The Perdix".
#3 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:21pm by DocBastard
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