By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

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DocBastard 38

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

814 6
HKCgrimmjow 15

Sorry sports guy... I've seen that one used at least 4 times this week. I'm not even on here that often. Time to come up with something original

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nesto209 7

Hahahah made my night (>_

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ThatNutellaTho 6

or he could do what he wants :)

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Wizardo 33

At least he didn't spike your hair up with it either, there's always something with you Sarah.

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speakersboom 19

"it's just cum"... didn't think I'd live to see the day that sentence would be used.

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SaltyLurker 10

Great tip, I'm going to do that to my bf and see what he does X)

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boating_guy 33

Personally I just find that pretty nasty. And a mood killer.

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imchacon22 19

Who cares if it's a mood killer they were already done

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jazzy_123 20

46, maybe he was but what about OP?

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flashback_fml 14

Thats assuming that after a guy finishes he gives a shit about the girl finishing

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DocBastard 38

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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zango1 15

I may be mistaken but I believe it's called the 'spiderman'.

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dalink 24

#50 is correct. I wish I didn't know that though...

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anchorsaweigh003 13

#50 and #98 it's also called a 'Jackson Pollock' lol

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Meaniebobeanie 26

This is one of the most original FMLs I have ever read. On a side note, are there any guys who actually respect the act of sex? Life isn't a porno after all! Unless you're a pornstar.

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saocrates 16

I have never even seen that in a prono. Guys are freaky (as one should be) but go over it with your girl first lol.

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AnOriginalName 19

I'm a pornstar. Just as a volunteer. And currently out of work.

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skyeyez9 24

I will pass on that elephant seal ****.

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Pat77235 8

Ah the old Spider Man, at least he has a sense of humour...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

It has a name??

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SJParker 13

I thought it was called "The Perdix"....

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alliewillie 22

I would rather my boyfriend didn't have "such a sense of humor" if he legitimately thought that was funny.

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cathrope 10

Maybe he was hoping for....*grabs my hat and jacket and leaves*

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adyb 12

Comment not clear enough, his hat is his girlfriend?

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ThatNutellaTho 6

Maybe He wanted His Gf To Grab Her Hat & Jacket and Go .

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iAlissa 34

How would you like hot, sticky sperm flicked into your face? Ass.

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NotAnAvidGolfer 4

You should never have to "deal" with anything you don't like during sex.

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DavidKnows 11

Wait until you have your period, then "Tampon Shazam".

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lil_mars 1

#90 **** yeah! OP, I'm sorry. I hope you him the dick and promptly dumped that asshole.

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gracehi 31

I would punch my boyfriend if he did that. Not really, but I'd want to.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'd hit him! Usually when I read FMLs like this one, I find them rather funny but this one is just disgusting and disrespectful...

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outoftown 26

A slap across the face would work nicely.

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limabeans101029 20

I have to say, I think there are a lot of double standards on this site. If 79 and 122 were guys commenting about how they'd hit their girlfriend if she did something like this, there'd be a storm of comments saying how wrong that is.

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Niz_DD 14

I would suggest grabbing his hand and snacking his face with his hand while saying "stop hitting yourself" repeatedly

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girlrome 19

Wow. So sorry. That's just plain creepy. No excuses.

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