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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

#1 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:19pm by LocoMarshmallow

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I think that move definitely needs a name.

I propose "The Perdix".

#3 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:21pm by DocBastard

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