Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
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Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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AlaskanG 27
That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.
Welshite 39
Riiight...you were looking for "socks".
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CaiDog 20
I have some shopping to do!
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm sorry... Good for you? Am I missing the joke here?
Orlinda 2
I learned the hard way never to go through my moms stuff. sadly the images can never be removed. ....
mcomedyman94 15
I hate people who reply to the first comment when their comment has nothing to do with the first comment just so they can have their comment read more.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
49- I was looking in my parent's closet once looking for an empty shoe box, and found "the ultimate book of sex." I was scarred for life.
IworkAt711 14
61- That's it? Just a book? I found a goddamn vibrator and lube. I once even found a used condom in my mom's car.
8313girl 28
Ooh mom was a FREAK! No offense sugar JK
ChawanKiti 15
I think #1 was trying to say they're going to buy the 2 items that OP found... Just a guess.
BlueConverse 7
55- you just did that
AlaskanG 27
That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.
zandalee 19
As a mother I can say that these are perfectly reasonable things to have in ones draws... In fact, those items OP found are rather tame. My kids know better than to go through my private places. :-)
SammyS2012 21
Is it really inappropriate for someone's kids to go through their drawers? my mom is a notorious sock thief, but she knows i go through her drawers, so i guess thats the difference.
8313girl 28
I was raised by my dad and I remember going into the closet for something and finding these old naughty mags. Guess he thought they were well hidden. Anyone remembers the black version of Playboy? It's called Players and it was too much for my eyes lol.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Yeah OP, you got a pretty damn lucky that's all you found. This dude I know, knows another dude who's definitely not me I swear, got curious as a youngin' and went through his parents room. He found some things no kid should ever come in contact with and it taught this fella to never go through other people's draws. I once found a giant 14" black rubber ***** in my friends closet one day. She turned the funniest shade of red and had one helluva sadistic grin her face. She then proceeded to chase me around the house trying to poke me in the ass with that monster. Crazy times haha.
Emiler98 11
I guess you could say she's a 'fun mom'
jdeezy01 13
There are some mental images that you never want, and that is one of them.
Welshite 39
Riiight...you were looking for "socks".
SherlockWHolmes 12
Perhaps it is best to...er.... well, OP, I'm not sure what one does in that situation.
crapmaster3000 19
I think the term is, gouge their eyes out.
minesbiggerr 25
Or you can play a game of shots with brain bleach and then dunk your head in a bucket of it so your eyes are bleached too
sellingdoughnuts 5
Well what did it taste like?
NotAnAvidGolfer 4
Why would he eat his mum's edible bra? That's disgusting, and probably boarderline incest on a molecular level.
NotAnAvidGolfer 4
She* and her* My bad.
swick25 22
#6 Seriously? That is absolutely disgusting! Joking or not. Dude that is OP's mother. That is NOTHING to even joke about...
Hurmbifrum 14
Wear the bra and g-string through the house to show what amazing treats you found.
masterof1 7
Take one bite out of the bra, than put it back
shubblebubble08 7
Or take it to her and be like, "Mom this tastes like shit!"
kurodansei 16
how does one know it is a male g-string? and should edible lingerie be refrigerated? dies it spoil? does it even taste good? can one wear it as a snack for later? Suddenly I have so many questions. somebody help!
RedPillSucks 31
I don't think it spoils. I think it's made out of the same thing that twizzlers and fruit roll ups are made of.
BlesstheSilence 11
Edible Panties fruit leather edition.
mattrd_fml 31
edible undies are basically just a fruit roll up that you wear. lol
Enslaved 36
They also have the edible bras/undies that are made out of "Smarties" type candies. No refrigeration needed for those.
iAlissa 34
This may be sort of an odd comparison, but I used to get those edible Smartie bracelet things on Halloween when I was younger. I guess I thought edible wear such as thongs were made out of the same thing. Never even heard of this "fruit leather" shit on edible wear!
kurodansei 16
Thanks guys, I was half expecting to get thumbed down and called an idiot for not knowing. You have restored some faith in humanity. Thumbs up for all.
omgomgomg_NO 13
Wear your own socks. YDI.
uoeno_fml 20
That's a mom and dad image I wouldn't want to have