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Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50738) - you deserved it (5304)

On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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Try to convince him to wear a condom everytime he takes a nap, just to be safe.

#4 - On 12/06/2013 at 11:25pm by rgri

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This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

#1 - On 12/06/2013 at 11:23pm by ipierson

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