Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy
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Well did you like it
#1 - On 12/06/2013 at 7:54pm by niatross
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It's sweet that he cares about keeping you well-fed.
#3 - On 12/06/2013 at 7:56pm by Nyx
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