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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44976) - you deserved it (5575)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Grasshopper has much to learn.

#1 - On 12/05/2013 at 3:17am by B1ackthesun

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Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.

#2 - On 12/05/2013 at 3:17am by Comet_Candy

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