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Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41230) - you deserved it (15505)

On 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Why not take the cat out of the room?

#1 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:21am by w0o0a

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Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

#4 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:23am by luc887

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