Sex, Cats and Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around... - FML

By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

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Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

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Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

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By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

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Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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By footscratching - 28/01/2012 06:27 - United States

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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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luc887_fml 28

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:23

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

imp4ct 15

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:23

pussyblocked?

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djsammyc 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:03

practice for when you have kids

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:25

The pussy rules. No pun intended.

rogerover 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:42

Yea. My wife's pussy controls our sex life too.

flij 6

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:58

You should probably lock the door if possible cause if you have kids they might Walk in and see you

zsshamalama 11

Wednesday 4 December 2013 6:08

wait until you have kids.

ilovewolfgirl 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 6:58

That's what I call pussy whipped

Eivana 37

Wednesday 4 December 2013 10:10

No it doesn't. Remove it. You sound stupid and foolish.

sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 4 December 2013 17:25

Sometimes you've got to show some tough love to your pets. You wouldn't let your kids on your bed while being intimate, why should your pet? Personally, I worry enough what's going through my cat's mind when he follows me into the bathroom!

sethicles1 2

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:10

hey the pussy controls all

mazdarx94 6

Thursday 5 December 2013 3:37

Heehee don't mix up the "pussys" now ....lol that was horrible....

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