Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
eastsiderounder tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.
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Stylux_fml 16
That's... uncool!
rmccorm 7
dude, run.
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Stylux_fml 16
That's... uncool!
Polynomial 28
Aunt you ashamed of what you did there? This is cousin me some bad images.
kristabelli 19
That's just weird. And creepy.
JesterJosh 5
Way uncool! Honestly I can't figure out why you need to video tape your sex to "improve". Sounds like just an excuse to make a porno. And "I ain't got no time fo dat!" Seriously though, practice makes perfect you kinky freaks.
vipirius 18
60. somebody obviously didn't get the pun.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Only in Utah
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I would in-cest against it!
rmccorm 7
dude, run.
eddeeezzyy 19
Easy, just call Ron Jeremy.
Caitie_kid 8
Agreed! That's freaking creepy!!!!
NightHawk387 22
Although, Ron Jeremy wouldn't be all that much less creepy.
broncos67 9
It's better than her dad...
buddy_J 16
That means she either wants him to see it, disgusting ****, or she's to stupid to know what a tripod is
nandybear 19
I mean as fun as that sounds... No thanks
Kyuzomi 12
That might sound fun in your mind, but in mine, it's not even remotely close to "fun".
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
33- You realize it's a joke, right?
badluckkirsten 4
sarcasm... jesus
Llama_Face89 33
38- Sarcasm is rarely used correctly on FML so on the rare occurrence that it actually is people can't grasp it.
boating_guy 33
Guys, guys. Obviously 33 just didn't understand because 3 forgot to use the sarcasm font. It's okay
greentooth 9
You're 16... You shouldn't have even thought of a "joke" like that.
luberdoodles 10
the question here is was he willing to do it?
DistanceRunner94 9
Maybe he isn't willing to do it, but I'm sure a tripod is.
GenH2105 14
...and has he done this for her before?
Callilah 13
It's the creepy uncle everyone has x(
Welshite 39
Will he be directing too?
mallu86 9
I'll be the producer.
Welshite 39
Nah. The girlfriend's grandma is the producer, and her cousin is the editor.
jazzy_123 20
sounds like a family business.
FMLprincess023 13
Dude...get as far away as possible...
themonesterman 12
Get out.
speakersboom 19
"gotta say 'uncle', first" he said with a creepy grin...
FlyingPie 17
Do you really need a video to help figure out how to make your sex better? I mean, you were there..
Welshite 39
Yes, but haven't you seen the sex scenes in movies? The way the light bathes the lovers in a romantic halo, or how the sheets are perfectly arranged to cover them to achieve a PG-13 rating? That takes skill!
Odis12 11
And apparently her uncle has that skill..
TheFantasticMuse 8
I may just be a slowpoke, but since when does ANY sex scene achieve a PG-13 rating?
pineapplefuck 10
And creepy uncle award goes to...
Greenteamextreme 16
Nup. No deal! Thats a special level of ******* weird!
joea21 21
Agreed... Unless they're from the south then that's a normal weeknight for them.
minesbiggerr 25
#32 what?
joea21 21
#52 it's an incest joke. Guess you have to be from America to get it.
Welshite 39
Yes, except people from the South don't engage in incestuous activities like that. They're reserved for weekends only. By the way, your "incest joke" wasn't funny. As a person born in the South, I find it a bit insulting.
joea21 21
Well it's your fault from being from the south. If you know anything you'd find out statistically the south has the highest incest rates so I'm sorry facts insult you. Try moving
iknowiwantyou 13
well the south is knows for hillbillies. and hillbillies are known to be inbred. just throwing it out there.
diiiinkleberg 13
you have no right to call us Southerners unintelligent sounding "hillbillies" with your piece of shit grammar.
joea21 21
You have a picture of a weird ass dog and you're going to try and defend the south? No wonder you guys lost the civil war!
dlowry004 14
And we wonder why our country is going to shit... People still think one region of the country is superior to the other.
joea21 21
No our country is going to shit for far more than that. Like a distinctional government, a crappy president, and delusional citizens that look the other way instead of making our government work for the people like it's intended to.
ViktoriaaKills 13
The **** is going on here? if you're ******* American, act like it. You want dictatorship, move out East and shut the **** up. Otherwise, take the stick out of your ass and chin the hell up. Appreciate the Democracy, the people around you and learn some common sense. BTW you sound like a dumb twat saying its someone's fault that they're born in a certain area. Go back to kindergarten where you belong...
joea21 21
You're from ******* Canada and are 19 you know absolutely nothing of value besides hockey and mooses. So mind your own business and hide like the good little Canadian you are. Men are talking here
ViktoriaaKills 13
LOL definitely. Don't forget about the maple syrup, Canadian bacon and igloos! As for you? Go back to the rock you live under, you prehistoric nitwit.
joea21 21
Igloos? You're from Alaska now? Oh you're right I have a bachelors degree I'm engineering, serve active duty for 4 years and seen more in my life so far than you ever will but I'm the prehistoric nitwit?
KB616 11
Wow, you're a total twat. Now go be a good little doggie, & run out in front of a semi.
mkcontrollers 11
Can we just ban this guy. This is why aliens won't talk to us