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Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML


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On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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She probably did it because she wanted the sweater to be the main focus and if she was wearing everything else, it would take your focus away from the sweater.

#3 - On 11/24/2013 at 6:39am by Sencilia

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At least it was a sweater and not a pair of underpants...

#1 - On 11/24/2013 at 6:36am by omgbrainZ

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