Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML
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Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I tried a polo neck sweater on at a store, and when I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway over my head. I panicked and tugged harder, only to realize I was now stuck inside, unable to get it off. A store employee finally saw me struggling and came help me. I'm never going back there again. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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Sencilia 14
She probably did it because she wanted the sweater to be the main focus and if she was wearing everything else, it would take your focus away from the sweater.
omgbrainZ_fml 24
At least it was a sweater and not a pair of underpants...
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omgbrainZ_fml 24
At least it was a sweater and not a pair of underpants...
littlerawr 13
true that.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
that be true.
glitterkuro 18
Why exactly would that be worse? I assumed that by "everything else", OP means literally everything including underwear. Why would her being topless be worse than her being bottomless?
omgbrainZ_fml 24
Usually, out of politeness, when you try underwear, you keep yours...
Kamon97 23
I can't believe someone that stupid came from Canada >.
Lisee92 18
I'm sure she just wants the D(ecent looking sweater)
jkmartinjk 16
@44: Seriously dude? You live in Toronto... There's a huge idiot there right now.
feven 32
Maybe she usually wears her sweaters without anything else on.
Somuchart 3
So, how'd it look on her?
ReallyHottChic 14
Ha! Good Luck Trying To Forget That Image... For The Rest Of Your Life!
ChenEighty 20
Holy capitalization, Batman. Why do so many people type like this...?
ReallyHottChic 14
Because I'm Awesome!!! LoL Nah Just Use To Raising My Voice (since everyone claims I mumble- deaf much?) When Ever I Speak So WHY NOT EXPRESS IT THROUGH TEXT TOO! Can You Hear Me Now?
Flickstar23 10
But I don't read it louder, I read it with short pauses between each word
Arrow44 10
Haha! It's alright I try to interpret text as if you are saying it so the little voice in my head did get louder.
NeatNit 32
Shouting is usually indicated LIKE THIS! However, INCORRECT GRAMMAR IS NEVER A GOOD THING, and capitalization definitely falls under that category.
buttcramp 21
yeah you're really annoying and distracting lol
ThatFancyPenn 18
If EVERYONE claims that you mumble, chances are, you more likely do!
cryssycakesx3 22
I find the "much" comments are more annoying that random capitalization.
ManInTheMachine 19
You've been reading too many of Jaden Smith's tweets, #11.
Sencilia 14
She probably did it because she wanted the sweater to be the main focus and if she was wearing everything else, it would take your focus away from the sweater.
MrSassypants 33
Is that the reason behind the mankini?
ThatFancyPenn 18
Optimism at its best.
flij 6
So be naked! Then the attention would be somewhere else
h0rrid 6
Oh god. You didn't deserve that for such a nice act.
Sports_guy3 28
Unless she was homeless.
RedPillSucks 31
Why would being homeless make a difference here?
Sathane 21
Well? How did it look?
ocramavaf 15
what, the sweater or everything else?
Jelbeztok 17
im assuming everything else.
nichollelovins 18
oh... wow what a great image... well maybe she wanted you to get some action for your nice actions.. atleast the wasnt naked...
aforbiddendance 23
*hint hint*
phatdaddy62 23
Dude ! It's MILF time and you're complaining ? Dip your stick and have some fun!! . . . Thinks back to when he was a young man . . .
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
OP said a nice old lady. Not a Hot mom.
ptoka 20
Ahem, "middle-aged" isn't old, she could be a MILF.
8born8 18
Any hole's a goal and the one you knock back is one you miss out on.
tompou6 19
OP, she wants the D (I know it's a bad joke)
Michael903 18
There is nothing to say that the OP was a woman but I think she is because if the OP was a man the FML would have ended with, "and we had sex."
Queensland 27
Women can have sex with women you know
AntiPrude 26
Yeah, otherwise he'd have to be gay; noone is stupid enough to not pick up on that signal... Unless of course the woman is part of the obese population, then I can understand why OP is complaining about the woman exposing herself.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
22- Or maybe because she is an old lady, and OP might be like 20.
cryssycakesx3 22
I think #22 got shut down by a fat girl. he always seems so bitter. he relates everything to fat girls. maybe he's a secret chubby chaser?
AntiPrude 26
@59 Lol! No, fitness specialists do not generally find whales attracrive.
WellThatSucked89 13
I find you prude to be so close minded...
cryssycakesx3 22
my comment left :
RedPillSucks 31
Also, men are not likely to be found near a womans dressing room. Unless they're peeping pervs.