Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML
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Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Welshite 39
He likes it extra-virgin.
flashback.miss 28
well, at least we know another use for olive oil...
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flashback.miss 28
well, at least we know another use for olive oil...
revan546 24
The answer is no, for both questions lol
Jiplo 18
What is your profile picture of? It looks very..... odd...
JMichael 25
What say you and I try it out?
Sports_guy3 28
#33- It's no, then yes.
qassaq 14
Yeah not always the best thing getting in touch with your relative's dark side...
flashback.miss 28
especially if they're Sith...
Dodge4x4Ram 46
6 people sign for Obama care
mario2012 18
This it not YouTube.
mario2012 18
Is*
gracehi 31
That's the estimate for the first day only nationwide. 6 people signed up on the private market through the exchange on the first day. Everyone else signed up for Medicaid that day.
coried91 28
Well, at least you now know where the olive oil has been disappearing to.
NeDaroft 5
It's good, but it's not healthy for you...so I heard, so I heard
thehumanlyhuman 7
The answer is yes. To both questions.
gracehi 31
I won't get specific but no it's not.
PossiblyInDanger 24
Definitely not.
mannatee 19
No, obamacare is not good
SherlockWho 6
might want to advise him how to clear his history OP...
cosicosei 22
Nooooooo, never use organic products and oils that aren't specifically meant for intimate stuff if you aren't 100% sure. Messes with a girl's pH and can cause infection.
iLike2Teabag 27
Experienced, are we?
ipwnallmen 10
Wonder how the conversation went afterwards...
emilycb93 12
Well I guess you know what your dad is into... :/
coried91 28
I'm not sure about you but I'd prefer not to know about the stuff that goes on in my parents sex life. I think it qualifies. edit: this comment was to her original comment.