Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML
by snowwhite / 10/28/2013 at 12:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
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He's just trying to make light of the situation, no need to be so burned up about it OP.
P.S. Get some aloe and put it in a ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Once done take out and rub over body - instant relief.
#2 - On 10/28/2013 at 7:04am by Wizardo
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So hard you became completely red! Haha sounds fun!
#1 - On 10/28/2013 at 7:03am by juststephhere
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