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Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54559) - you deserved it (5089)

On 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm - intimacy - by hubby - United States

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Awww, what a good husband you are. Don't worry, she'll forgive you later, hormones are like that.

#3 - On 10/08/2013 at 6:04pm by olpally

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Maybe she doesn't want the shits?

#1 - On 10/08/2013 at 6:04pm by uhnevermind

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