pancakelicious
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML
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junkman6 22
I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.
Michael903 18
What a jerk off!
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junkman6 22
I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.
Gingerette 8
That was great, #1
negb 30
You know, it'd be hilarious if these FMLs (not specifically these ones) actually crossed paths.
MileyC 2
OP should respond by saying "oh i don't mind. *plays with coins and creepily stares*
jw90 18
Haha I laughed out loud at this and scared he guy in the next stall.
Dusty_Busters 15
Well done! I don't know why but I love references to other FMLs in the comments FAR more than I should
tpm45 25
All people caught stealing balls from the golf course will have their balls taken away...
then000bster 16
Well obviously man stuff reffers to the sticky BBQ sauce he was using while manly cooking meat.
NessaMae 19
oh my god! that was wonderful! you saw the opportunity, and you took it. I laughed so hard!
sc3ptical 30
Hahahaahha yes!
davincidasecond 24
Haha, well played 1, well played.
alan2kai13 3
Call me stupid but I don't get it?
anjila77 6
Hahahahah lovely costumer
woainishamu 21
It's not Halloween yet!
CallMeMcFeelii 13
What does Halloween have to do with this? I'm thoroughly confused right now..
junkman6 22
customer spelled as costumer.
anjila77 6
I realized that my spelling is incorrect.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Well hot damn, you're right haha. My mind must have just read it as customer instead of costumer haha.
CocaColaPepsi 13
well when reading, your brain only looks at the first and last letter so that would make sense, in the middle of the word letters can be switched around
VectorFields 9
Wlel I gesus it's ture, but it's siltl vrey anoinnyg to raed.
meloman95 7
It's okay, you're hot.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Oh god that's disgusting, sorry for the inconvenience OP, some people are just nuts.
addioty 19
*lowers sunglasses* I don't know if that pun was accidental or not. . .
Jiplo 18
Actually, it is possible, although unlikely, that it was MAIL stuff. Maybe like some of the adhesive on envelopes or something. I really hope it was that.
tpm45 25
And some people abuse their nuts...
skittles_kitten 4
Let's give them credit for it anyway...
Horsempeg 25
#77, please just stop
GoddessOfCookies 14
Well, you know, male stuff covered coins. Delightful.
CockAsian 14
All of that was in the FML. All you added was the word "Delightful."
GoddessOfCookies 14
The word 'Well' was not in the FML. Aha! Besides, I like the word 'Delightful'.
anitriarose 5
just stop, 31
Parkour_rocks 20
I thought #31 was a funny comment. #4, not so much.
GoddessOfCookies 14
Either way, #104, I like you. You other people must know that I shall never stop.
neongreenie 5
I like your profile pic
Parkour_rocks 20
I never get why people say just stop. Everyone has a right to express their opinions freely. The thumbs are how you should judge, not by being rude if you disagree. Unless your rudeness is humorous, then it's not as bad.
ColdplaySucks 18
I deal with money at work and the coins can get seriously nasty. I had one that had some sort of oil on it...
jerryj 27
Was it nut oil, by any chance?
LowExpectations 30
This is why I see more and more cashiers wearing vinyl gloves at the register. People are just ******* nasty.
gc327072 30
I once heard that a place in my local area would boil the coins they received in water before rolling them to send to the bank.
Michael903 18
What a jerk off!
Cleu 12
Hang on... I think I get it!
Enslaved 36
Sounds like a coin toss.
Parkour_rocks 20
I wonder if he gave her $1.50
awkwardturtl3 3
nowadays there are sanitizers at work. thankgoodness
GoddessOfCookies 14
I think they meant for OP to use the hand sanitizer...
rosenkrieger223 24
That would have just helped his hands, not the coins. Unless he decided to slather all the coins he had with him as well. But honestly he really shouldn't have gotten anything like that on the coins in the first place...
RLG4 20
That's a sticky situation! All jokes aside, hopefully you were able to sanitize or wash your hands soon after.
Dre27 20
I think he enjoys dead presidents a bit too much
siberianhamster 17
Why would there be presidents on the money?
Dre27 20
I... I think I've finally found it, a comment too stupid to reply to
rosenkrieger223 24
Not sure if troll or really that stupid. If it's the latter, then I agree with you, #88... #76's response was so bafflingly stupid I had to take a screenshot of the whole comment thread just in case any of my friends that I told about this refused to believe that anyone could actually be that ******* stupid.
siberianhamster 17
Wow, I guess despite my overwhelming, unbelievable stupidity, I was the only one who noticed OP was from NEW ZEALAND?
Dre27 20
Yes, because most NZ currency has major figures like the queen on their currency, which isn't very far from a president, learn a thing for once and then you'll have the right to defend your idiotic comment
Pancakes017 19
That is disgusting.