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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33934) - you deserved it (28945)

On 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Kyra.45 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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sounds fruity!

#1 - On 10/04/2013 at 2:28am by Charryboo

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Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

#4 - On 10/04/2013 at 2:30am by Ramanella

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