Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
by Kyra.45 / 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 10/04/2013 at 2:28am by Charryboo
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Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.
#4 - On 10/04/2013 at 2:30am by Ramanella
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