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Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47928) - you deserved it (8948)

On 09/22/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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that's a dick move.

#2 - On 09/22/2013 at 7:18am by jaysvn

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Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P
In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

#1 - On 09/22/2013 at 7:16am by naxeeb

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