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Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I f*ck on first dates". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50150) - you deserved it (5708)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by ughreally (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke

#1 - On 09/20/2013 at 2:49am by jasdanu

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He probably only fucks on first dates because he's never had a second date.

#6 - On 09/20/2013 at 2:54am by Baustigt

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