ughreally
Sartell, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keeper
Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML
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goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
dateless
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Tonight, on Blind Dates…
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
ElodieUNU
France
Next!
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Scarred for life
Eagle River, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
No date for me
United States
Weird encounter
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Top comments
jasdanu 12
Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke
Miss_Latina 13
Did you?
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jasdanu 12
Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke
JocelynKaulitz 28
He may have just been desperately hoping to get lucky
EpicSquishii 21
I really can't help but think that this was just his sense of humor. I wouldn't be too peeved about it. I mean, he certainly wouldn't be getting any but the shirt itself wouldn't have ruined my date if he was fun to be around and wasn't a shit otherwise.
jixiekat 14
ewww
pinkshirtbadman 15
It tells you he's not looking for a relationship, but rather just the physical benefits.
ForkymeetsPorky 15
Either way, he was probably wrong just like every other time he wore that shirt.
Miss_Latina 13
Did you?
mazor 22
Did HE?
dcross1213 4
do you?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
there is a time & place for jokes,, this is a fail
mFUNdo21 17
maybe I'm just strange but I think it was a funny, albeit inappropriate, way to break the ice
zandalee 19
55 -I totally agree. My man made me laugh so much on our first date that my stomach hurt. 24 years later, still laughing, still together! A funny man is a damn sexy man! ;-)
dawood_k 27
So did he...or was it false advertising
jw90 18
I think it would be if she didn't give him any
IworkAt711 14
I hate people who dont live up to their t-shirt's word. Very untrustworthy.
savona01 7
Seems legit to me!
jojimugo 20
Am sure he meant his hand ... Ol reliable rosy palm
ZingZilla 8
Pamela handerson
hienzburgess 9
dutty
TheDrifter 23
Jill, the one we all try to cheat on.
thatfrenchguy 8
Palmela* Handerson
lbrown66 12
Was he lying?
2by4 3
This guy is my idol!
LindsayxMoore 18
lol i hope you walked out of there.
wisericky 12
I hope he didn't forget your name 3 times as well. :P