Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I f*ck on first dates". FML
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
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Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke
#1 - On 09/20/2013 at 2:49am by jasdanu
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He probably only fucks on first dates because he's never had a second date.
#6 - On 09/20/2013 at 2:54am by Baustigt
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