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Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
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dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
Welshite 39
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
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TheCowCollector 2
FIRST!
sammyjanette 17
I hope that you edit your comment because writing first is just too silly and sad. As for OP your hopefully ex boyfriend did you a huge favor! Now you no longer have to deal with him, and you can go find someone who doesn't need to be told not to have sex with other people.
soccerstar1996 18
What kind of perverse pleasure did you obtain from typing that response and receiving negative votes?
princessbits 17
Want a cookie?
dcarney7 8
Make it clear to him not to have sex with you
AKGirlinSD 20
I wonder what other common logical things OP has had to point out to her now (hopefully!) ex-boyfriend. He's dumber than a pile of rocks.
deadchicken 3
If someone actually has to tell their partner not to have sex with other people, they probably should rethink their relationship.
mFUNdo21 17
plot twist: op is the other woman ( ˘˘̯)
LindsayxMoore 18
I hope you kicked his ass to the curb. if you have to tell your bf to not have sex with someone else them
griffy14 9
Yea. People just make assumptions about being in relationships. Part of official bf/gf title is discussing boundaries and expectations.
silentshadow90 13
I'd take it a step further and say get out.
Han1156 23
Okay let's calm down on the plot twist jokes please
8born8 18
Enough with the "plot twist" comments!!! There really is no need for it, Ops' life is not a murder/mystery/whodunit, fiction, paperback novel. Nor a theatrical production of some kind that requires a "plot twist" to be evident in the script so the actors know how to perform.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
That plot twist bull shit just started didn't it? Literally just today? Man, for one day it sure is annoying as all hell. Plot twist this, plot twist that.. Plot twist! This shit is ******* dumb, and so are the people who say it.
mFUNdo21 17
I've only said it twice! you're welcome to thumb me down coz I'm gonna thumb myself down now
CallMeMcFeelii 13
It's nothing personal, 88. Believe me that's not the case, I speak for only myself when I say it's one of the dumbest new little trends that I really, really hope doesn't take off. I read that phrase like 6 times already today. 5 times too many, in my opinion, but again, nothing against you as a commenter, 88.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Ex-boyfriend right?
unchartedwaters 6
This is where the "I hit it first." comments come in. Unless you didn't, that would be awkward.
quinn128 8
I hope you dumped his ass
Welshite 39
I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.
ManInTheMachine 19
Unfortunately I don't think he has any brain cells to knock loose, Welshite.
Ayden241 10
Or maybe he's such a dumbass that he thought Op would believe him. In either case, he's not using his brain cells.
golden_warrior 23
Why is everyone quick to blame the boy friend. We don't know how long they have been dating. If its only been couple of weeks then how would he know the relationship was exclusive?
ManInTheMachine 19
I sincerely hope that isn't a serious question, golden_warri0r.
golden_warrior 23
Fair enough! I was just trying to make an argument for him because I already knew the majority comments will be to crucify him.
nightbirdblue 27
Just a possibility here, maybe this was the boyfriend's first serious and committed type of relationship and he didn't understand what that type of relationship details. Of course, it is obvious to most people and would not absolve the boyfriend from being idiotic. Then again there is another possibility. The boyfriend is actually more of a friend with benefits kind of deal, but OP thought there was more to their relationship than there really was. These possibilities are more improbable than the boyfriend just being an idiotic asshatted moose.
Kukua 5
Golden_Warrior has a point. If they have only been out a few times, he might think they are just fooling around and not exclusive. It wouldn't be the first time a woman has assumed there is more to the relationship than the guy did. That being said, he still sounds like a douche. :P
wallandpiece 16
Yeah. Or maybe the boyfriend is into polygamy, and thought the girlfriend was too. Just a possibility. You shouldn't be so quick to rule these things out.
Enslaved 36
36 golden_warrior does have a valid point. Is he really her boyfriend or are they just dating? It kind of sounds like the "boyfriend" didn't know they were to be exclusive. I still feel bad for the OP nonetheless because apparently she didn't know they were at different commitment levels.
golden_warrior 23
All I was trying to say is that we shouldn't jump the gauntlet and crucify him. For some the relationship is exclusive when both parties agree to go on a date. While others, the relationship doesn't become exclusive until a month has been passed. All I'm saying is that we shouldn't judge him until we know the longevity of their relationship.
Trish01 23
Well, golden_warrior, you kind of have a point but I don't get this thing about being told to be exclusive. Either OP's "boyfriend" wants to be exclusive or doesn't and it needed to be discussed together. Not one person just ordering the other one to not have sex with others.
Kukua 5
Op used the word boyfriend - her guy may not have. Some people go on one date and think they are boyfriend/girlfriend. Some don't think of themselves as exclusive until they talk about it and decide that's where they want to be. You could argue that if he cared about her, he wouldn't sleep with anyone else no matter what their official status is, and you're right! But maybe he doesn't think of op as his girlfriend, just some chick he's having fun with. However, the excuse of "you should have told me we were exclusive" is bullshit. He is implying that their relationship status is purely based on op deciding where they are and telling him. He should have made his feelings clear if he wasn't into the relationship.
princessbits 17
Wow what an asshole. I hope you got rid of him OP !
awesome222 8
I agree! What a douche
perdix 29
Ignorance is 9/10 of the law. How long have you been dating? It seems like he wasn't clear that you two were exclusive. A kick to the nuts should put the question to rest, though.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I thought they didnt consider ignorance at all when it came to the law?
life_sucks225 13
It wasn't an affair, it was cheating. OP just wanted it to sound more dramatic so she could get more sympathy. (boyfriend, not husband)
perdix 29
#61, I just did a mash-up of two little sayings to try to help out my brony.
shadokis 15
Perdix, I usually agree with your comments, but that "ignorance is 9/10 of the law" is BS. Any judge will tell you flat out that ignorance is NOT an excuse. That being said, I know too many people (male and female) in friends with benefits relationships to give this one a YDI or FML. It's clear OP was under the assumption it was a monogamous relationship though, so yeah, she should kick him the nuts then to the curb.
addioty 19
83, what would she have had said instead? It seems logical to say that. I would give her sympathy anyways - being cheated on is not fun.
shadokis 15
I could see that he was joking. It's just a BS statement, joke or otherwise. I wasn't trying to bash him at all. Perdix's comment usually crack me up or make me rethink the situation.
SolarFlare 20
You only have to do one thing to make it clear to him.
ManInTheMachine 19
Being in a committed relationship means you can't cheat on your SO? Shit, next you'll be telling me that having a job means I have to pay my own bills. What foolishness!
golden_warrior 23
You would still have to pay your own bills even if you don't have a job. How? I'm not sure
ManInTheMachine 19
Perhaps by changing your name to Stephanie and moonlighting as an escort? ;)
onaa3r 10
There are a lot of people on here, I've seen, that think that they are in exclusive relationships when they clearly aren't. People have different ideas if relationships, so make it clear at the start, save yourself the trouble, and don't always assume shit.
golden_warrior 23
Why are you jacking this thread? Can you not see we are having a serious discussion on alternative methods to pay your bills, lol.
ShadowFlame275 18
Dump him, if you haven't already.
TheLittleBear 19
Hopefully the words "**** you, arsehole" will be clear enough for him.
golden_warrior 23
I love British citizens. They make asshole sound sexy by saying arse, lol.
TheLittleBear 19
I just experimented with saying aloud "**** you asshole" and then "**** you arsehole" as a comparison. Got an odd look from my husband.
davincidasecond 24
He must really not be cut out for being in a relationship then ... Sorry OP, no one deserves that.
Daiyuki 5
I'm sure at least a couple people in the world deserve that.. and worse.