Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
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Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
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mectain 13
Viagra was made for a reason.
FailBear920 19
Today's letter is the letter V for Viagra.
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mectain 13
Viagra was made for a reason.
LightningCactus 12
Teeth... TEEEEETH!
TheCaramelKing 11
Even though I don't need Viagra I personally would never use it because I read a story about a Russian man fed nothing but Viagra and kept as a sec slave by a women for three days. I feel like if I was gonna use it I would remember the story and throw it away.
Treveyon56 14
Dude I remember that too. It was pretty ****** up. I mean he did try to rob her, but I think she took it too far.
kurodansei 16
I remember that story, he was not fed solely Viagra. he was force fed Viagra but he was given other food as well.
Ugi 26
48 - does that mean that you never use knives, or duct-tape or ropes or celery because they might somehow, sometime have been used in a hostage situation. Actually, maybe not the celery.
FailBear920 19
Today's letter is the letter V for Viagra.
seanos 3
What have I told you nana.. Go to bed, it's late.
8born8 18
Aren't you too young to be looking at this FML & comment thread? I want to see some ID. :P
terryaly 13
haha solid point
jw90 18
First time nerves, or he was afraid of someone walking in on you.
TrinityNevada 11
Actually, if he couldn't get it up while they were alone, maybe he NEEDS the excitement and risk of having potential eavesdropers. Assuming that he's gotten it up before when her roommates were home
FlyingPie 17
Please ignore this comment; I edited it because my original comment was based on my misinterpretation of a comment.
ja2006 9
It's happens to everyone, I've been told....no??
Pleonasm 35
It generally poses less of a problem for women.
DocBastard 38
I've been told the same thing. It happens to all guys. Except me.
ottokat 15
Well, being a doctor, you would know the tricks.
8born8 18
#5, I think you may be incorrect with that statement... If a man is having problems with his erection, or lack thereof, I doubt he would be 'in the mood' and as a result, the woman misses out also. Unless she takes matters into her own hands.
QuantumLife 12
Don't pressure him! It knows when you're watching.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Did you strip for him? Did you blow him? Did you "play" with him a bit first? Did you really try everything?
QQmore_fml 18
Something tells me you know all the tricks.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Oh #14, you gush! Nah I just read and watch a lot of ****. I'm actually really forever alone. ._.
QQmore_fml 18
Keep at it, you'll find that special some one! Then you guys can read and watch **** together!
ottokat 15
still a better love story than Twilight
EmilianaLondon 14
Sounds like your night must have fallen flat :/
KK3137 31
I guess you reached an even lower point in your sexual relationship..
allie2590 31
More like her night was a flop.
Mauskau 35
Maybe he likes the excitement of others being in the house and the chance of someone walking in. I dunno..
QQmore_fml 18
Maybe go down on him for a little? Usually works...
Siererrr 13
works everytime for me!
GBPH12 5
I've heard foreplay works wonders(;