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Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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On 08/27/2013 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by crier - United States (Virginia)

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just wow. maybe take it down a notch

#1 - On 08/27/2013 at 5:49pm by The_9th_Doctor

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soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

#4 - On 08/27/2013 at 5:51pm by jessBeAqueen

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