Intimacy: Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like...

By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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Crank

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 04:11 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML

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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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False alarm

By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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Cranking

By Lonely Wanker - 26/02/2021 23:00

Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 23:49

just wow. maybe take it down a notch

jessBeAqueen 13

Tuesday 27 August 2013 23:51

soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

Comments

LarissaT18 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:04

Seriously, TMI.

martin8337 35

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:38

At least. OP is not a screamer.

graceinsheepwear 33

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:46

It's your party...

siniclehamster 16

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:49

Well looks like your a master of disguise :)

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:54

Sounds like u r loud !! Lol

HeavenlyAura 15

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:56

It's not that bad, OP! I'm really loud during sex, and most of my neighbors know my fiance's name, even when he hasn't met them. We find it funny and just brush off the comments or looks.