Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 4:17pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.
#2 - On 08/26/2013 at 6:34pm by 1PersonIsMyWorld
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It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.
#4 - On 08/26/2013 at 6:34pm by Pwn17
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