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Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42089) - you deserved it (12853)

On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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That must have been a pain in the ass.

#2 - On 08/19/2013 at 3:19am by PenguinBitch

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Well you should have been honest instead of lying, what if he sees you with another guy? That'll hurt him worse than the truth.

#1 - On 08/19/2013 at 3:18am by Bevspeaks

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