Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
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deuceswild 13
Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.
0h_Boy 26
"While you're down there..."
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deuceswild 13
Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.
michaelaranda 28
Op, you should just get those rubber grip thingies for your shower if you want to have sexy showers with your boyfriend. You know whats not sexy? A concussion
drewflav 17
Well, unless the boyfriend has a thing for unconscious women... as sad as that is.
ptoka 20
Suppose I'm the only one here that got the Big Bang Theory reference and laughed...
Catkam623 27
I laughed my ass off.
tommylover842 23
I got the reference as well, definitely made me laugh
abbyycarper 13
That was the first thing I thought of!
diiiinkleberg 13
I'm pretty sure everyone did ..
TheCanucklehead 22
Don't worry. Hockey tape fixes everything. It's the only reason my igloos still standing
imaginaryvoice 18
There goes your sex life? Unless you're paralyzed, I don't see how your sex life is over. Next time get yourself bathtub adhesives.
TheLittleBear 19
32- me too. Laughed my arse off. Ah, Sheldon....
MidnaLink 33
When Penny broke her shoulder?
thefmlman2011 36
ones with umbrellas?
kievking 14
you will be back onto it.
brave_josh 9
His back is restraining him from going back to coming in from the back.
brave_josh 9
And....OP is a girl. And I've run out of time to edit....
0h_Boy 26
"While you're down there..."
secretkeeper911 4
... can you pass me the soap?"
Catkam623 27
Next time have sex in the bathtub not as far to fall
TheBrochure 22
But she can still light her hair on fire! Is that really a trade-up?
ohcheriecherie 20
ideally she wouldn't be lighting her hair on fire in the bathtub. i mean... happens to me all the time when I'm surrounded by water....
heyyitsemilia 11
Are you new to FML #61? The comment above you was referring to an FML from, I believe, a few weeks ago.
aceboogieswagg 7
Well you still have hands and a mouth dont ya
phoneYuNOlisten 16
How big was the shower?
ZingZilla 8
182.9 cm x 61 cm
Dawnstempest 17
It's not the size of the shower that matters, but how you use it.
redbluegreen 40
That's why you get in the shower after the water has reached the temperature you desire.
yankeesfancg 13
I gave you a thumbs up just because you said silly goose and that made me chuckle, nice job
caohm 18
you could always improvise at that point
Roughlife28 7
Was your boyfriend ok?
singer0421 32
I hope you have one of those shower mats for the floor! Otherwise showers are way too slippery, as you have so generously demonstrated.