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Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47447) - you deserved it (17731)

On 08/08/2013 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by fuck my arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.

#2 - On 08/08/2013 at 11:29pm by Nyx

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But they do it in porn...

#1 - On 08/08/2013 at 11:29pm by soulebelius

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