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Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49390) - you deserved it (40395)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

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Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

#2 - On 08/07/2013 at 11:29pm by 33Chilidog

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I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.

#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 11:28pm by Nyx

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