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Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53276) - you deserved it (5041)

On 08/03/2013 at 12:01am - intimacy - by tigger2013 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content

#1 - On 08/03/2013 at 6:27am by logankyng

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Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.

#3 - On 08/03/2013 at 6:31am by pdp

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