Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
Jac_d_ipper 10
Fool your mind as well as your partner; fake it!
Uramonkey 11
To help out OP a little I can relate. I have had these before and it isn't a chronic thing. Just wait about a week before going at it again and it should clear up. Try exercising and eating well it usually helps. Also drink lots of water. DocBastard where are you when we need you!
shan88 14
I just don't think I would see the point to anything. You poor thing
erikav9669 11
Just smoke a joint right after.
JACKxRAWR 22
Get the **** out you piece of shit stoner!
meso222 8
**** tge **** off, Cannabid has been proven to do more good than bad. Make it into tea before hand it will relieve pain, its better than taking a bunch of pills from a lab. Just dont plan to drive after. P.S. to all the haters, cannabis is a prescribed medication for most pain related illnesses... Like T-3's or percasetd or Morphine. Its only illegal because they can't tax it.
green2go 14
It can not be legally prescribed in all states. Even if its legal in your state it's still against federal law you can still go to jail over it
khodginssxo 14
..you piece of shit stoner? Lol someone's had a bad experience
jedorr07 5
if only the ****** lasted that long, it may be worth it
shortasalways 9
Actually in some states it is legal for medical purposes. Your doctor gives you a prescription that you keep on you, kinda like a license. You use it at dispensaries and they even give it to you in medical pill bottles. I have a few friends who have used it during cancer treatment. It has been proven to help with migraines, cancer treatment, and many other things.So please do your research before resorting to name calling.
josh7279 7
That's ******.
omg36 7
That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard :(
BntyHntrSeattle 30
2- indeed. In more ways than one.
Trisha_aus 15
Remember that bloke who was allergic to bacon..ya that was depressing
bgibbz 15
But it hurts so good! All jokes aside though, that really does suck.
redbandit9877 12
Bring on the painkillers.
cloudsofneon 5
Migraine medicine should be sufficient. Usually pain killers make it harder for you to ******.
Coeliacchic93 21
For most migraines medication doesn't help :/
clumsycarolyn 17
Wow, I say you don't take the risk.. Or you could try it slowly at first and then you'll eventually get used to it and you can take it from there :)
DKjazz 20
One does not simply get used to migraines.
Sputnikspak 13
As someone who gets them from atmospheric pressure, this. You just take painkillers and try to lie still in a dark room until it goes away.
compaq163 8
It seem you never had migraine or saw someone having one. Try to get use to the worst headache, the pain x 1000.
compaq163 8
# 10: Here, have my like sir !
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
CrissyyyS2 22
But you're always going to have a headache!
thepunman 11
Why not both? *mexican music*
Bluekaren16 19
Mr. Roper must have had this problem.
fallslikedominos 10
who?
Sansa_fml 38
More like: not tonight dear, I don't have a headache yet, let's keep it that way.
DKjazz 20
**** your life, but not too hard.
dhooks111490 8
The infamous orgasmic thunderclap. Im very sorry.
RedPillSucks 31
Take a headache pill before sex and get a second opinion
vintaqe 28
Taking medication before sex can actually make it a lot harder, if not impossible to ******. I unfortunately know from experience. I concur with the second opinion for a treatment plan.
CrissyyyS2 22
That really sucks. But atleast you can have orgasms, not everyone can.
AverageJoey 18
I sorta feel even worse for those people.