lilly1105
Clemson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML
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Welshite 39
I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.
Karlijn22 5
Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?
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Welshite 39
I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.
Damian95 16
Why not just get rid of the **** app?
Koppol 15
I'm imagining it happening at a quiet time, like prayer or communion.
Wizardo 33
And now we will read from the sermon - Big Booty Bit*hes 2...
ptoka 20
The Priest and the Harlot
IscoreOnU 19
14 that would make too much sense
ApologyKick 25
44, 14- The OP clearly states she wants to watch LESS ****. A complete cut off would lead to a severe case of withdrawal, one that could quite possibly leave OP in a twitchy/ handicapped state for the rest of her life. Nobody wants to see that happen...
CobraLazerFace 21
The power of Christ compels you!
Helldemon 32
I think that is the most thumb ups I have ever seen on a single post lol.
chosha_fml 26
#1 I would seriously pay to see that little scenario play out.
blackman100 20
Why don't we just take our bible, and put it by the ****?
caitlinbblack 14
But why the need to open either app at church.?
jamescrazy96 17
That was my thought
fatheadedsnail 15
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SECONNNNND!
cornedbeef2016 5
FAIL.
ChenEighty 20
2, get a life other than getting the second oldest comment on an FML.
gottageek 17
Don't forget, second place is the first loser.
fatheadedsnail 15
Downvoted my own comment btw
The_Big_Boss 20
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That's hot
Natsphotos1 9
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Your disgusting.
The_Big_Boss 20
I know. I'm sick
evig_fml 16
71- is it the flu? I do hope you recover.
yupitssoph 18
But tbh who cares if OP is a girl? Lots of girls watch ****. We just don't talk about it as much
blackman100 20
125. Does that mean you do too?
Karlijn22 5
Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?
Bano360 25
Yes, do tell OP.
UsernameHere234 13
Pretty much every **** site has one I do beleive. If you visit the mobile pornhub site it often advertises it.
Rabidkid 14
Try Pocket Poon
challan 19
I think the pornhub app is the best.
robotiick7 23
There is **** app for brazzers and I belive pornhub EDIT:105 beat me to it -.-
MerrikBarbarian 9
Depends on the type of ****. Tumblr has a ton of **** gifs, pinups and bdsm ****. If you aren't looking for videos it's pretty damn easy to find a lot of good **** with the right tag searches. ;) there is some videos but they are kinda scattered
ThatFancyPenn 18
I would get it but my main iTunes is shared with my families computer so I think they'd find out...
roxxyfoxxy3 25
219 Get it, then delete all traces from the computer :D
coolerjf 12
I'm sure she "beat" you to it.
sparkjolt 10
Just because you're a girl it does not mean you should be ashamed of your sexuality. Plenty of girls watch ****, there's no problem with it. If you enjoy it then you shouldn't worry and criticise yourself for having a sex drive.
VaveJessop 6
I came here to post just that. Well said.
PunkySpunky78 15
Yup she shouldn't feel ashamed because of that after there is no where in the bible that says only males can watch it and look at the **** star james deen fan base
McNikk 15
She probably doesn't feel guilty because she's a girl. She probably feels guilty because **** is against her religon.
Freethaawave 19
James Deen is super handsome though! Finally a male pornstar that isn't short and fat with moustache bigger than their dick...
Schizomaniac 24
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You are all sinners. Repent to The Lord Almighty, Jesus Christ the Holy Reedemer Lamb of God and Son of Man, our One True Lord And Savior. Do not condone the viewing of such disgusting activities. Cast them back into the fiery pits of Hell from whence they came, for Lucifer has corrupted your souls. I am truly appalled at you people. What has this world come to? Accept Jesus Christ into your heart before it's too late and you feel the full Wrath of God.
mairelys 21
35, Then why did she feel the need to share her gender in the post?
graceinsheepwear 33
Since 59's profile starts out with "What's crackin lil bitches" and says nothing about religion throughout, maybe it is satire. Or maybe schizo is not only a user name, but a diagnosis. Confusing.
Welshite 39
Schizomaniac is actually quite insane. He's also an annoying little twerp. Don't pay him any mind, because he doesn't have one himself.
RedPillSucks 31
@Schizomaniac how can you repent for your sins if you don't really know what that means? To be truly close to God you've got to do some rape, murder, and pillaging. Then you've got something you need to be forgiven for. God doesn't want blind obedient servants! God wants people who wake up one day face down in some sewer and say "Holy Shit! I've got to stop doing this stuff" and stumble their half drunk bloody ass into church for confessionals.
random_commenter 9
Yep, you only have this one life. Better enjoy it while you can, there's no need to feel guilty!
Freethaawave 19
Sorry when i said James Deen I was totally thinking of Scott Nails haha so much hotter.... An he has a replica tattoo of George Clooney's from From Dusk Till Dawn.
Bootrick 11
Amen
MerrikBarbarian 9
I clicked on this story to post just this. Well said. Watching **** is nothing to be ashamed of regardless of gender. I'm a girl and I enjoy ****. It's great for when I have a partner to really be able to show them what I like and what turns me on. My current partner and I both run **** blogs and use them to inspire each other in the bedroom. **** is definitely not just for guys. There is a whole industry of **** made by women, for women.
cashgrant96 6
If you don't like like what someone else posts than hop off screw god!
skitzoklown 19
Why repent? Living as a sinner is way too much fun
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
There's a reason your username is "Schizomaniac". There is nothing wrong with watching ****... if you're watching the right type. If the girls (or guys) in the video are being exploited, then that is bad, and that could be considered "evil". But if it's just a video of 2 consenting adults having sex, then it should be fine. Let people get off however they want to. Besides, it's a great alternative to actual sex, especially if this girl is young or something. Don't feel bad, and go ahead and enjoy your ****! :D
cornedbeef2016 5
I think you will associate church with **** now.
AngrySailor 17
Ezekiel 23:19-20
Zebediabolical 43
James Deen: 4;20-69
RedPillSucks 31
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Holy Shit. I'm gonna start reading more of the bible. I don't think our sunday school teacher covered this section. I wonder why?
hexblot 10
Isn't getting aroused by religion a sign of true faith??
AngrySailor 17
Hey RedPill, you're stealing my sunshine lol!
nickyp30 8
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Girls have a higher **** addiction rate than guys
DrownedMyFish 18
Where did you get that from?
im_bored_tired 12
The Internet. Because everything you read on the Internet is true.
AmyPond17 33
Exactly 55. Do you want to meet my date? He's a french model.
foreveryoursbabe 5
Actually they have proven that woman watch **** more often than guys but guys get addicted to it easier than women
hashshim 23
Guys watch way more **** than girls. girls watch to, but not as much as guys. why do you think that **** sites are so catered to men?
Cazz91 21
"So grab your dick and double click for ****, ****, ****!"
KiddNYC1O 20
Bonjour!
QueenOrangeSoda 21
#112 - Sure, they cater to men, but that's because men are the ones who produce ****. Females and males watch **** about equally, I'll give you that, but from my experience, it seems that guys get addicted more easily.
jedrools 16
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77 why did you and rory have to die?
threer 30
Males loving **** is just a stereotype.. Women watch it just as much if not more. Look at the facts.
SAspring 17
Right, cause girls don't watch ****.
Wowxoxo 17
Some just don't like to admit it
gemma17 7
More like most! LOL
Pstraka6 20
Do what works, but I think getting rid of the **** app might encourage you a bit more, or better yet force you!
His_Holiness 18
One does not simply delete a **** app
bobslawnservice 16
We are who we are. Embrace it.