Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
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Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Red Right Hand
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Bobs and vagene!!
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
So, it is not immoral ?
Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yelled at my dad for watching porn. My dad responded, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I've shown you!" He's also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?
samabomination 19
Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.
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Comments (175)
friedpwnadge 25
Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?
buckeyed 20
Hopefully he doesn't and it just being a troll dad. Still, an uncomfortable remark for anyone, to say the least.
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Considering how liberal the world seems to have become, some parents actually have condoned it as an "art" form. I know a girl whose dad pays for her nude-modeling ventures... and he's proud! :( I guess some parents are okay with their daughters doing it. Sad world.
BaraSkit07 12
I think that calling someone a "******* freak" over a joking remark from a father to his daughter seems a bit extreme. I thought it was funny.
friedpwnadge 25
No where in the post did OP say dad was joking. Simmer down, baraskit.
fareith 15
Nowhere in the FML did it say it was NOT a joke. Let's take all possibilities into account here...
omgitsmoe 26
Did you choose your **** star nickname?
saydook 3
obiously someone want to make it with his daughter
AboveAll04 14
1, a dad that wants his daughter out of the house by any means possible
Dempsey_xoxo 7
Even if it was a joke it's still ******* creepy.
Ambient25 24
Finally an FML from Romania....a very creepy FML :(
xcam1995 6
A concerened father, who is also a pimp.
Ambient25 24
"vai de mine" is all I can say
clueless05 12
I don't think he's a freak. There's nothing wrong with ****. Also, if you would hate your daughter doing it, then you shouldn't be watching it. That's hypocritical.
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Oh and if anyone would like the instagram of the aforementioned girl, feel free to PM
lilhellian 26
I'm curious to why you have it, and why you're giving it out. :/
hotshot0185 15
I think it's quite normal in Romania
wingedangel123 8
Actually, I don't really think he said it in a joking manner, considering this was posted on FML and considering OP's name...
kudwam 6
Stop giving life lessons... First, nudes aren't ****, and second, if you think nudes are not an art form, you really should try to open up and visit a museum would it only be to see Ancient Greece arts, or even the ultra famous Venus. Nudes aren't new, bigotry is.
Deviant_fml 5
@164 What are you going on about now? Bigotry isn't new either... Also, we don't look at sculpted nudes today in the same same light as trashy internet ****, so why are you using that as a comparison point to how ancient people regarded them?
Megan639 16
#31 Nude modeling is an art form and has always been considered as such. Seriously, pull the stick out of your ass.
ThatFancyPenn 18
At least he wouldn't be disappointed if you did find yourself in that career...
dunebro 15
Are you familiar with the term 'joke'?
skyenoelle 15
Sounds like he watches it himself; and what an awkward and disgusting situation that would be!
lickastick 27
So this means he wants to watch his daughter in a porno?
buckeyed 20
You don't need a semicolon with an "and" ^__^. Perhaps he's just well-versed on a multitude of markets? Let's hope...
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Perhaps he's curious to see how his daughter fares on the big screen. Or maybe the miniature LED screen beneath the covers.
Athleticism 11
A large amount of men watch ****. You know, masturbation.
robotiick7 23
2- what person doesn't watch and don't lie people!
NoFlippinWai 24
a fair amount of people do not watch ****, for instance, those who have active satisfying sex lives. :-) they exist. promise.
vipirius 18
you can have an active satisfying sex life and still watch **** you know. Like how people who have active satisfying food lives still watch cooking shows.
leopardwilliam 22
It's a job.
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...and a very dishonorable and risky job at that.
catwho 18
A job is a job right now honestly. Something tells me if you had choice between starving or doing **** most people would choose ****.
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At that point, it's understandable.
Dempsey_xoxo 7
Isn't that what Octomom did?
xcam1995 6
Yo. Too long man. Who comes to FML to read the 7 theses on good parenting?
LuckBeNimble 19
61: No. without those rose-colored glasses you seem to be wearing, life is not that simple for a lot of people in the US, let alone Romania! not everyone has a support system they can rely on in times of need, and there are NOT jobs available to all (are you aware of the unemployment rate?), and certainly not everybody can find ways to go back to school (vocational or otherwise). it was either a creepy joke or concerning comment. the adult industry, however, IS a legitimate business though (social stigma notwithstanding).
NoFlippinWai 24
the adult industry is very reliable and one of the few industries that are not as impacted by the economy. there are worse things. did he mention prostuition? exactly, it could be worse. My father used to threaten that one day, if I didnt get adaquate grades, I would work on the corner.
Ukeee_X 19
Excuse me, I have done some and I am in college, and I'm not looking for another job to get my own place. I have also got out of school with exceptionally high grades. And you know what? A lot of **** stars use it to get through college on their law-courses etc. Your stereotyping is disgusting me.
MrBean1561 5
Which movies did you star in?
Ukeee_X 19
That is not information I wish to divulge. I rarely partake now, only on a blog my partner and I run.
Cow305 4
Whats ur name
Cow305 4
Thats a joke
samabomination 19
Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.
persianninja 23
Disgusting would not begin to describe that
brittyboo123 35
Keep trying, OP! I'm sure you'll find a job soon. :) Don't give up hope!
bingbongbingbong 11
She could become a Fluffer
Zimmington 21
Or a stripper! It's a job and a workout.
AboveAll04 14
that's probably the face that homer has when he's getting a lap dance from a stripper lol
TheElBurrrito 21
I think **** is a workout. Haven't you seen how most guys on there are pure muscle? Most girls in the videos are pretty fit as well, unless you're into certain fetishes.
saydook 3
he want to do it with you .. shame on him ..
Pwn17 25
Ok, it may be ****** up to suggest ****, but I seriously doubt he wants to **** her.
saydook 3
what's is makes you doubt .. it's so obious bro .. a father never says things like that for no reason .. besides that kind of sex is so popular now days
Zimmington 21
It is Romania you never know
EpicSquishii 21
I've noticed a trend with guys who write in broken English. They're almost always the ones who want to share their sick thoughts with the world. I don't understand the correlation, but I will say that #7 would be better off keeping his incest fantasies to himself.
saydook 3
why so offensive ? .. people outside english countries can't have an opinion ? this so racist
Pwn17 25
Dude, shut up. You've said more than enough.
football98_fml 20
your dad said that? what kind of father is he??? smh
Pwn17 25
Parents these days...
gmian 34
He's a Romanian one ;)
XxcaitanatorXx 12
Wow your dad sorry I half to say this but is disgusting to want his child to do ****
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Seriously? I won't even correct you this is sad.
NoFlippinWai 24
my seven year old knows the difference between 'half' and 'have'
TecheyTim 14
Mine too...
lickastick 27
Hey now being a **** star isn't a terrible profession, it's just the fact that your dad was the one to suggest it.
Queensland 27
How many kids do you hear saying 'when I grow up I wanna be a **** star'. It's a terrible profession. It's degrading to yourself your family and a billion other things. Basically these people have no morals.
TheDrifter 23
For all that people say that being a **** star is degrading and wrong, there sure are a lot of amateur sex videos going around the internet.
lickastick 27
45, being a pornstar over 18 is legal and can be a good source of money. They may be looked down on by some but I'd say its better than being a drug dealer or something along those lines.
Athleticism 11
If you enjoy having sex, and you would like to make money through it, I don't see the problem with being a **** star. It's kid of like pro athletes. You like sports, you wanna make money for it?
Queensland 27
55 I would hardly say that people in amateur videos are **** stars. A lot of the time those are videos for personal enjoyment. And I disagree with you 58, **** isn't the only thing with a lot of money. Maybe OP should consider more qualifications.
amypr 20
Queensland, thank you so much for your valuable contribution to this discussion. You brought up some really great points, and I'm so glad someone has finally posted something that will surely be so eye-opening for other readers. I suppose I should first of say how proud I am that you got out of the **** industry. I mean, I know you didn't mention how long you were in it or anything, but to have made such insightful observations, I can only assume that you were forced or tricked into spending years in that disgusting, morality-deprived cesspool. It must have been terrible for you, but at least you are able to share this invaluable inside information with others before they make the same mistakes. It's refreshing to hear about the lack of morals. Usually all I'm hearing is about all the philanthropy coming out of ****, all the fundraisers the stars are hosting, and their benefit orgies. I don't know how your astute mind saw through the facade! Also, you're are SO right about the degradation aspect. I mean, so many people seem to think, "Oh, they're consenting adults who need to support themselves! They can make their own decisions about their bodies, their work, and their lives!" No one ever thinks about the families. It is so selfish of those **** stars to do anything with their own lives that might make other people uncomfortable... And that "billion other things." They are always overlooked. Again, very proud of your decision, and I'm so relieved that we have someone as shrewd as you to share your experiences with the rest of us!
amypr 20
Wow, another great post. SPOT ON. You're so right, #58 totally said that if you want money, **** is the only option. I read it. Right there. You're so good at this.
EpicSquishii 21
45- You really shouldn't judge someone's morals based off of your own sense of decency. You don't have to have the same career preferences, but someone who enjoys their job, makes a lot of money doing so, and isn't hurting anyone isn't immoral. How you choose to "share" your body is your business. How another woman celebrates their sexuality and freedom to choose their own lovers is their business. Live and let live, don't foist your own principles on other people.
Athleticism 11
76- I agree. I don't know how one can judge for just doing pornography.
Queensland 27
Okay. When you grow up and have kids, you'll be alright with them doing ****. Let me know how that goes for you.
amypr 20
Do you realize that not approving of your child in **** DOES NOT EQUAL stating that everyone who does **** has no morals, is a disgrace to him/herself, and a disgrace to the whole family?
lickastick 27
thank you 96, queensland may not agree with people being in **** but by saying "basically these people have no morals" you're acting like they should be segregated or some shit like damn why do you hate pornstars so much.
AboveAll04 14
if my daughter was in **** I'd b happy cause I made a beautiful baby ! good genes :)
NoMore_CoolNames 14
89 - If they want to, sure. It's their life.
feelingold 18
Queensland you're a good woman, pay no attention to these ****-lovin trolls, they're probably just too busy whacking one out with their left hand to type properly with their right *fap fap fap*
NoFlippinWai 24
... why am I never invit ed to the benifit orgies.
newyorkcityguy 9
I didn't realize that you had such an amazing profession to judge pornstars. Go back to McDonald's.
narph 3
Look up the definition of immoral .. . Then reevaluate ur statement