Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm / Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie) / Intimacy
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I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella
#1 - On 06/03/2013 at 7:11pm by larryb1986
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Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!
#2 - On 06/03/2013 at 7:11pm by FightMyLiger
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