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Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55429) - you deserved it (5020)

On 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie)

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I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

#1 - On 06/03/2013 at 7:11pm by larryb1986

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Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

#2 - On 06/03/2013 at 7:11pm by FightMyLiger

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