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Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by i'm not psychic, mother fucker (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

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So you forgot your crystal ball, too, huh? Don't you hate when that happens?

#1 - On 06/02/2013 at 11:26pm by TrinityisLife

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You could have turned his logic back at him and raged at him for should of knowing that you were driving when he sent that text, unsafe. (Again, I know that doesn't make sense but neither does his logic)

#4 - On 06/02/2013 at 11:28pm by Cristoforo

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