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Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53041) - you deserved it (10416)

On 05/15/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Redfaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)

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Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.

#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 4:29pm by lonewolf621

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Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?

#3 - On 05/15/2013 at 4:30pm by envyelric

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