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Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML


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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Hey at least your parents are together and enjoying each other. You don't get that too much anymore especially some of the stories you read on here.

#5 - On 05/01/2013 at 4:41pm by jackiemora

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That's when you hurry up getting ready and get the hell out of there. FYL.

#3 - On 05/01/2013 at 4:41pm by anon80214

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