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Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53125) - you deserved it (13888)

On 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by SecondBest,IGuess (woman) - United States

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Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex

#10 - On 04/30/2013 at 5:32pm by qr_fml

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I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...

#1 - On 04/30/2013 at 5:26pm by Ambient25

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