Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

by Fml / 04/12/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

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  • Time to spice up the bedroom.

    #1 - On 04/12/2013 at 6:14am by waffule365

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  • Did she add insult in injury by going over small produce first? "Baby carrots, cherry tomatoes, etc."

    #5 - On 04/12/2013 at 6:17am by FreshPie

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