Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
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Top comments
waffule365 16
Time to spice up the bedroom.
oj101 33
Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)
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waffule365 16
Time to spice up the bedroom.
oj101 33
#3 - Yes. Cumin, cayenne pepper and chilli powder are all very spicy.
djxerxes9000 18
Please explain how Cumin is spicy. Yes its a spice but alas it is not "spicy", not even the slightest.
then000bster 16
And you would know what if it tastes spicy or not how?
capslockisgood 19
10 if its a spice it be spicy.
LittlestPrincess 21
but maybe the shopping list was more like 'chocolate sauce, whipcream, ...' :)
MuseFan1991 14
maybe she was just thinking of other stuff to stop herself finishing too quickly? p.s. cumin is very spicy. it smells like curry. also it's excellent in risotto.
djxerxes9000 18
Its a strong flavour but not spicy. Spicy means hot like chilli. Cumin is not spicy. Caraway would be spicier than cumin in the sense it has a peppery flavour to it. Yes cumin is strong and youre right its nice in risotto lol. Dry roast the seeds whole then grind them in a mortar and pestle for a nuttier more complex flavour.
Thursday737 7
Maybe OP needs to... Cumin her mouth to Spice up the bedroom
HiIAmKevin 8
If a ghost chili (or a few) doesn't spice up the bedroom nothing will.
Meettitan 14
#27, Spicey - "Flavored with or fragrant with spice." You said it yourself: "hot like chilli". There is a difference between hot and spicey.
MDTeddy 13
Sex should feel good. Why is she not feeling good? if Op can make her feel good then nobody is.
salazara 10
Oh don't forget the milk ;)
FaduFai 22
FML, giving me ideas for risotto
oj101 33
Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)
jerzjay 17
Maybe OP needs new moves and needs to know how to put her pleasures first.
RoseBlack123 37
Maybe have a talk with her about it? That way you both can figure out how to improve your sex life
ironichalibut 24
Let's see, chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, fuzzy handcuffs. A recipe for love.
Treken 13
or he can stick it in her butt.
Hazelino 25
The post was written by a girl..
boofgall 16
I guess that's a definite sign she's not in the mood anymore. I once went off about lemon scented Pinsol after I lost interest.
ElizaZee 9
Next time, start reciting Humpty Dumpty and other nursery rhymes...
djxerxes9000 18
Maybe she's not "all the way gay" and wants to schtoop a bloke for a change.
robotiick7 23
Time to break out the pink fuzzy handcuffs
Dramori 29
Did she add getting an ****** to the list?
moonfal 21
Bacon can be an aphrodisiac!
Enslaved 36
There better be some pancake mix and bacon on that list! ***Are you not one of those multitasking women, OP?
ironichalibut 24
More like loose lettuce or cold cuts? Or would this be a case of over-sized vegetables? Note OP's gender, threw me off for a while too.