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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46697) - you deserved it (13639)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:05am - intimacy - by Fml (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Time to spice up the bedroom.

#1 - On 04/12/2013 at 6:14am by waffule365

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Did she add insult in injury by going over small produce first? "Baby carrots, cherry tomatoes, etc."

#5 - On 04/12/2013 at 6:17am by FreshPie

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