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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is". Orgasm gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49501) - you deserved it (8000)

On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

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Well, you know what Yoda says: Do or do not, there is no try.

Clearly, you did not.

#2 - On 04/10/2013 at 4:49pm by Serisent

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Doesn't Yoda just have the sexiest voice you have ever heard?

#3 - On 04/10/2013 at 4:49pm by Darkcamzy

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