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Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34495) - you deserved it (3702)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

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What did he say when you called him? I'm coming?

#6 - On 03/20/2013 at 1:51pm by marcelmg

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Well you know what they say, getting up (and ready for school) is the second hardest thing in the morning.

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