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Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1213) - you deserved it (9128)

On 03/09/2013 at 8:35am - intimacy - by ShittyWalls (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.

#6 - On 03/09/2013 at 1:17pm by TourettesGuyFTW

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So it was scream metal, then?

#3 - On 03/09/2013 at 1:16pm by soulebelius

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