I need my sleep
Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25
It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.
soulebelius 17
So it was scream metal, then?
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AllieCat21 21
Well, which would you prefer to hear?
boofgall 16
How about neither? I unfortunately have to hear my neighbours below me all too frequently, it's awful. The girl sounds like a suffering dog. Nothing but a bit of stomping/mockery to kill their mood.
kamikrazy 6
Neither. He is trying to sleep.
SpottedZebra42 14
Maybe play the Thin Wall Challenge?
musiciangirl591 16
when you're trying to sleep and have an 8 AM class the next day? neither one
JenkJenks 6
So the general consensus is neither. I'm gonna say the moans just to be devil's advocate.
carmel1110 12
At least you know they have a healthy sex life!
chlorinegreen 27
92 I rather not know about their sex life at all
KrazyKatz3 26
They're having sex. Are you going to say they shouldn't have sex? People should be allowed to do what they want in their own room. Just buy ear plugs.
Durdanya 13
Just can't win! I don't know what's worse. Sorry, OP!
soulebelius 17
So it was scream metal, then?
Bakarra 22
Are other types of metal not aloud to be loud? Whoopsies... *turns down ipod volume*
Awsumuzzie 12
Wow 29, how did you miss a pun this obvious?
Liamj774 36
I mean, it wasn't screaming in your face?
Bakarra 22
*Hears a whooshing sound* it's sad because I had just written a pun for the previous fml then I come to this one and completely miss the pun. I am shamed...
CheeseHater 23
You should be.
Thebeastb98 2
Penis
lolfood 24
Goes in ******
Mauskau 35
I'd prefer the music.
perdix 29
#5, my vote is for the moans. If you listen to Duran Duran, you can have the best of both worlds.
Bakarra 22
OP shoulda been a nice neighbor and cranked "closer" by NIN for them
Enslaved 36
NIN is good along with Disturbed- "Stupify" if you've "been waiting my whole life for just one ****". Or Buckcherry- "Crazy Bitch" My Darkest Days- "**** Star Dancing" Avenged Sevenfold- "Screams" Saving Able- "Addicted"(fav) :P Judas Priest- "Turbo Lover" Type O Negative- "Christian Woman" ***My list is endless But nothing beats Marvin Gaye- "Let's Get It On". Not rock but I'll bang my head another way to this.
perdix 29
#64, what about Jermaine Stewart - "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off to Have a Good Time?" For some bizarre reason, that ironically makes me super-horny.
Enslaved 36
Was that your theme song during amateur night at La Bares? All in a sudden I'm in the mood for a Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, Cherry flavor!:P
perdix 29
#66, it was Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch" Some lady yelled out, "Is that your hat size?" and got such a huge laugh that she went on to a moderately successful stand-up comedy career.
buckerado 19
You'd think that he'd have a little more class and play something nicer, and better suited...NO offense to metal fans.
nature_girl_08 14
I'd honestly prefer neither. Had the same thing happen to me last spring; could never get any sleep because the guy next door to mine was always blasting music, during quiet hours. You could still hear his girlfriend, AND the banging of the bed against the wall...they did this nearly every single night. I so feel for you, OP
stoufer12 6
Bakarra,Do you play league of legends?
Bakarra 22
sorry on the late reply but yea aha
TourettesGuyFTW 25
It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.
Pleonasm 35
They were listening to Hump In Peace album by Megadeth. Anyone ever thought of making a metal porno? Like: Enter Pizzaman, by Metallica.
ironichalibut 24
"Enter Sandy" "Run to the Jill's" "Crazy Jane" I don't listen to a lot I metal, so you guys could probably think of way better ones, but there could be a serious series here.
monnanon 13
or you could just play anything by motely crue bang tango warrant or anyone else in the glam metal genre and not have to change lyrics :)
wjh100 13
well there is a song called pussy skin by cannibal corpse. but that would have yo be an extreme video
woainishamu 21
They were getting hot and heavy.
ironichalibut 24
heavy... METAL? :D
gc327072 30
That gives head banging a whole new meaning.
cliffibom 15
#59 You headbang during sex?
Tcaret300 12
Head banging against the headboard...?
PincessBoff 6
61- I believe 59 meant head banging has a whole new meaning, like banging someone's penis with your mouth.
martinez121797 15
I prefer the music
SmosherMe 6
Same, same.
Lionesse 15
Behind closed doors man... Never know what's going on.
Lionesse 15
#49 It's a figure of speech. I know the OP is aware of what's going on.
Ukeee_X 19
Buy them a gag.
wlddog 14
This just became my favorite comment of the day, and i think i want you to move nextdoor to me.
upyourzlolz 11
Never thought SNM as the quieter form.
daminantion 14
21- then you're vanilla :)
Ukeee_X 19
There's so much fun to be had with a gag, PVC tape and a cane.
wlddog 14
I think I just got a crush