Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

by sn-511 / 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm / Italy (Campania) / Intimacy

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  • yet she is the one who put her hand down your crotch...

    #4 - On 03/01/2013 at 8:57pm by 6tori6

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  • Women, usually assuming we want to have sex just because we have a boner. i feel your pain op. my ex was the exact same way

    #2 - On 03/01/2013 at 8:57pm by HandaPitler

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