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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51065) - you deserved it (4416)

On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

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yet she is the one who put her hand down your crotch...

#4 - On 03/01/2013 at 8:57pm by 6tori6

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Women, usually assuming we want to have sex just because we have a boner. i feel your pain op. my ex was the exact same way

#2 - On 03/01/2013 at 8:57pm by HandaPitler

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