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Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML


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On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

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I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?

#2 - On 02/26/2013 at 6:01am by 2tonekid

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Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.

#8 - On 02/26/2013 at 6:05am by Llama1

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