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Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 September 2014