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Man or woman?

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48746) - you deserved it (7780)

On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Thank you, OP, for making a pussy reference in the FML. It spared us from a half a dozen bad ones in the comments.

#8 - On 02/25/2013 at 5:15pm by zingline89

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Full or Brazillian?

#1 - On 02/25/2013 at 5:10pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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