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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12914) - you deserved it (37727)

On 02/16/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by uhoh (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Having sex with your dad and his friends in the house? Awkward enough already

#4 - On 02/16/2013 at 6:11am by Whytetrash

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You could always tell them that your boyfriend was scratching your back to help you relax.

#1 - On 02/16/2013 at 6:06am by oj101

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