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Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31529) - you deserved it (3126)

On 02/09/2013 at 7:00am - intimacy - by Lois - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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DilD'oh!
Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

#5 - On 02/09/2013 at 10:07am by Pleonasm

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It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience.

If it happens to be dildos and anal beads, so be it!

#8 - On 02/09/2013 at 10:11am by perdix

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