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Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19854) - you deserved it (40695)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Somerset)

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Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!

#4 - On 02/09/2013 at 6:04am by TheNewGuy03

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Well as long as the bf didn't notice...

#1 - On 02/09/2013 at 5:58am by Albarufus

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