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Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML


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On 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by dab1230 (woman) - United States (New York)

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If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be fucking anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!

#8 - On 02/07/2013 at 3:09am by thrifting

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That's gross. Do some guys actually like that?

#1 - On 02/07/2013 at 3:01am by TurtleSmile

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